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i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
omg.
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son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
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A hat that is also a radio. (USA, 1931)
A bike for the entire family... that also has a built in sewing machine. (USA, 1939)
A piano for bedridden people. (England, 1935)
A shield to protect the face during snow storms and blizzards. (Canada, 1939)
Glasses that enable you to read while lying down. (England, 1936)
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omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand
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when they started filling their bottles with cola in 1986 things really took off
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